A selection of M&V 'joke' articles

Bizarre Perception - Alistair Hinton discusses a recent article on English music by David Hamilton

Ask Alice - When to put up and shut up, by classical music agony aunt Alice McVeigh

CD Spotlight. Orchestral colour - The symphonies of Kurt Atterberg encountered by Robert Anderson. '... a towering Pelion with which to storm the heavens ...'